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Anjelah Johnson-Reyes Explains Why T.J. Maxx Is Her Happy Place—and It’s Hilarious

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes has explained why T.J. Maxx is her happy place, and its hilarious. The hysterical comedian shares that she is a self-described Maxxinista, and absolutely loves the department store. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to hear why she loves the store and why it brings her so much joy. I know that Ive said it many times before, but it remains as accurate as ever: shopping is the worst. As youve probably realized, in order to be and remain a fully functioning human being, there are several obligations, tasks that must be accomplished with regularity. Of course, going to work and paying those pesky monthly bills are just a couple of them. But there are plenty more, to be sure. However, no obligation or necessary task is more maddening than shopping. Personally, its one of my least favorite things to do in the world. I might even go so far as to say that a trip to the dentist is more preferable, in my opinion. However, not everyone shares my view on this subject, including Anjelah. In a clip posted on YouTube, the comedian mentioned she loves shopping, particularly when it involves visiting T.J. Maxx. Those retail locations bring her much joy. Any other Maxxinastas in the building tonight? she asks to the delight of her audience. Yes. Maxxinastas, we go to T.J. Maxx when we dont need anything. Its just a part of our mental health day. Later in the clip, she states why a trip to T.J. Maxx is so enjoyable. We just want to go look at stuff and smell candles, she added. I feel good at T.J. Maxx, knowing anything I would ever need in life, I could get right here in this store. You want some random spices youll never find anywhere else? she added. Over there by the lentil chips. You want some makeup for 50 percent off? Yes, I do. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

How Did These Fast-Food Innovations Happen? This Comedian’s Version Is Absolutely Hysterical

How did these fast-food innovations happen? This comedians version is absolutely hysterical. Josh Sneed has a take on how some of your favorite fast-food menu items came into being, and what he says will have you laughing long after the clip ends. Fast food is something that all of us would be better off avoiding. Its not exactly the best choice in the world, and most of the time, its probably one of the worst we can make, as far as food goes. But it doesnt hurt to indulge every once in a while, right? Sometimes a greasy hamburger and sodium-covered fries just hit the spot. Yes, you will probably regret it an hour or two later, but in the moment, thats all you want. However, have you ever thought about how those delicious, waistline-expanding items came into existence? Someone has to be behind them, right? They must first start as an idea before they ever reach your lips. In a clip posted on YouTube, Josh imagines how these idea sessions might have gone. What might have been the spark that created the menu at Taco Bell, for instance? But I have questions, and I want them answered, he said. And the only people who can answer them are the people in charge at the YUM! Brands. If youre not familiar with who they are Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Long John Silvers, AW Root Beer. Now, I dont know what theyre on, but theyre on something. He then imagines how an idea session of that companys top executives might have gone. Whenever called upon, someone who is obviously not prepared simply says the first thing that comes to mind, and the company goes with it. And that, according to Josh, is how Taco Bell got a majority of its menu. The marketing at Taco Bell is pretty ingenious, as Josh points out. The fast-food joint continually introduces new items, which typically only consists of a handful of things. They simply package it differently and advertise it as something wholly new and exciting. 1 Corinthians 10:31 So, then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.

John Crist’s Hilarious Chick-fil-A Commercial Will Leave You Laughing Out Loud

John Christs Chick-fil-A commercial will leave you laughing out loud. The popular funnymans spoof of the iconic advertisements from the beloved fast-food restaurant is hysterically funny. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see and hear the comedians take on commercials that have become a Chick-fil-A trademark. Is there anyone who does not enjoy a good chicken sandwich now and then? Well, that has to include most of the population, because why else would nearly every restaurant, fast-food or otherwise, have one? They arent putting and keeping them on the menu because no ones eating them. Well, when it comes to chicken sandwiches, there is one that is consistently considered far and away the best. Of course, Im talking about the place where the cows with spelling difficulties encourage people to eat chicken, Chick-fil-A. Most people rave about the fast-food restaurant and their chicken sandwich. Personally, I dont see what all the hype is about; I believe it to be very average, but to each their own. Chick-fil-A is known for its simple but powerful commercials, which feature testimonials from its customers. Typically, the customer shares how an employee went above and beyond to provide them with excellent customer service. It helps to reinforce the idea that Chick-fil-A employees will do whatever it takes to meet their customers needs. In a clip posted on YouTube, John takes this idea and format and puts a hilarious spin on it. John, who plays the Chick-fil-A employee in the commercial, takes a seat on the red couch, and as he does, hes joined by a customer. The woman starts by mentioning that she had stopped by Chick-fil-A on her way to a job interview. Unfortunately, while dining at the restaurant, she encountered a minor issue. She spilled barbecue sauce on her white shirt. She stated that she walked up to the counter and told John about her situation, but his response was not exactly what she had expected. But knowing how nice Chick-fil-A employees are, I went up to the register, and I was like, Hey, I got barbecue sauce on my shirt, can you help me? she said. I said, Im a minimum wage fast-food cashier. What do you want me to do? No. John said. The hilarious spoof ends with the woman stating that she remains unemployed. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Comedian’s Priceless Comeback When Judged by a Vegan

A comedian had a priceless comeback when he was judged by a vegan. The popular funnyman, Jonnie W., responded in the best, most hysterical way possible when his diet came under attack. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear how Jonnie reacted when how and what he eats became a contentious part of a discussion. No two people are exactly alike. How utterly boring would life be if that were the case? Instead, were all made to be individuals, not simply duplicates and carbon copies of one another. Of course, these differences and other distinguishing characteristics and traits are visible in many ways, including regarding what and how we eat. What I love to eat and cannot get enough of may not be the same for the next person. Their taste buds might have a craving for something entirely different, and thats fine. Additionally, other food preferences may have nothing to do with taste or dietary preferences and restrictions at all. Some may, for moral and ethical reasons, choose to avoid certain food products, such as meat or anything made from animals. And if thats you, thats great. Be a vegetarian or a vegan and eat all the salads and black bean burgers to your hearts content. But dont if someone doesnt want to eat that way, leave them alone. A vegan is not going to convert a meat-eater or vice versa. So, when Jonnie encountered someone who criticized him for his meat-eating ways, he had the perfect response. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jonnie mentioned going out to eat with one of his wifes vegan friends. They were shocked at what Jonnie was eating and tried to question him about it. And Im at Cracker Barrel the other day, eating my Older Timers breakfast with my wife, like a gentleman, he said. And my wifes friends staring me down the whole meal, watching me eat my piece of bacon. Shes staring at me. I can tell shes dying to say something, you know? Later in the clip, Jonnies assumption was proven correct. His wifes friend spoke up and commented on his decision to eat meat. Finally, Im like, What? he said. She was like, Do you have any idea how they make that? I was like, I dont, but you tell them theyre nailing it because this is like a hug from Jesus. Im not kidding around. This is beautiful. 1 Corinthians 10:31 So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.

Comedian John Crist’s Church Announcement Has Everyone Laughing

Comedian John Crists hilarious church announcement has everyone laughing. The popular funnyman provided some brief updates about his churchs latest building project. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Johns fake and laugh-out-loud funny announcement about the latest massive church to open its doors. It's not a difficult task to find a church in the United States of America. No matter your denomination or preferred style of worship, odds are you can find a church to your liking without putting forth much effort. Some of them are massive, dotting different regions throughout the country. Thanks to the power of television, we are all familiar with those enormous houses of worship where hundreds, and even thousands, gather to praise and thank the Lord. However, at what point is a church too big? Is it really necessary for a church to be the size of a football stadium? Additionally, with churches of that size, one might start to wonder if the churchs message and purpose have been diluted and watered down to maintain such large crowds. Are those pastors simply telling people what they want to hear instead of the actual word of God? In a clip posted on YouTube, John, while standing in front of the Las Vegas Sphere, gives a hysterical update about his churchs latest building project. He mentions that the church raised an insane amount of money to bring the Gospel to the lost. However, despite the enormous amount of money raised to reach the lost for Christ, John mentions that two important church outreach ministries, ministries that actually do reach out to the lost and the hurting, had to be cut following the opening of this vast house of worship. Couple house cleaning things real quick, John said. We are going to have to close the soup kitchen. We just didnt have the manpower to keep that going; all our focus is kind of into the Sunday morning experience. And the homeless shelter that we used to have. We just didn't have the room for it anymore. Of course, with Johns announcement, he is mocking those churches and pastors who are more concerned with appearances than actually being the hands and feet of Jesus Christ. Matthew 25:40 And the King will make answer and say to them, Truly I say to you, because you did it to the least of these my brothers, you did it to me.

Nate Bargatze Hilariously Got This One Way Wrong

Nate Bargatze hilariously got this one way wrong. The popular funnyman admitted that he believed this thing would be part of the future. It turned out that he could not have been more wrong if he tried. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Nate got terribly wrong about the future. Anyone who claims to be able to predict the future and has absolute certainty and confidence in their supposed ability is either a liar or completely delusional. Odds are, though, they are probably some combination of both. Either way insane or delusional they are someone to avoid because more often than not, they are going to be proven incorrect in their assumptions. The fact of the matter is that no one knows what will happen in 10 minutes, let alone 10 years from now. Sure, we may have a guess and an idea of how things may play themselves out, but we will not be entirely correct. Life can and does take some crazy twists and turns. So, best to be prepared for anything, right? In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate explains that, as a child, he believed learning how to type was a waste of time for him and everyone else who was attempting to learn that skill. Why learn how to do that when cursive is so clearly the way of the future, he thought. According to Nate, as a child, everyone would write in pretty squiggly letters. It turns out he was more than a little off with this prediction. I took a typing class in seventh grade, Nate said. Thats how, and I thought it was a waste of my time. I, in my head, I was like, Whos going to be typing? Well, we cant always be correct. In fact, well likely be wrong a lot more than we are ever right about things. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Being a Grandma Is a Whole Different Game—Leanne Morgan Explains Why

Being a grandmother is a whole different game from being a mother, and Leanne Morgan explains why. The popular comedian loves being a mother and a grandmother, but knows there is a big difference between those two roles. Watch the clip to hear her hilarious approach to being a grandmother. Children are a blessing, a literal gift from the Lord. They bring with them an incalculable amount of joy and happiness. Those little bundles of joy make every household blessed with them infinitely and forever better. No parent or grandparent would ever say anything different. While parents and grandparents love and adore their children and grandchildren, those are two very distinct roles. Parents are those who are responsible for setting boundaries and correcting and admonishing children when they push those boundaries or do something unacceptable. Grandparents, on the other hand, typically dont have to mess with all the punishment and correcting. Instead, they get to have all the fun, usually spoiling their grandchildren. Theres a reason why most youngsters love and adore their grandparents, and I think we may have found it. In a clip posted on YouTube, Leanne, who is now a grandmother, loves her grandchildren. She shares how drastically different being a parent and a grandparent is from one another, and I believe shes having much more fun being a grandmother. Its very different being a mama than a grandmama, she said. Theyre both wonderful, but theyre very different. This is the difference, I think: when my babies want something, Im going to give it to them. Later in the clip, she provides a couple of examples of how her grandmotherhood has progressed up to this point. And my boy and his wife are wonderful parents, but they say crap to me, she added. Things like, No more riding toys. And Im like, Ok, but I cannot take back this Chevy with a gooseneck back. And then they said to me the other day, Were going to have to wean this one off his pacifier. And I was like, Yeah, thats a good idea. And then I went home and ordered as many as I could off the internet. Proverbs 17:6 Childrens children are the crown of old men, and the glory of their children is their fathers.

Tim Hawkins’ Hilarious Take on Aging and Diet Changes Will Have You Cracking Up

Tim Hawkins hilarious take on aging and diet changes will have you cracking up. The popular funnyman offers his unique perspective on getting older and how our diet changes, often for the worse, as we age. Watch the short and hysterical clip to hear Tim discuss topics that are relatable and familiar to each and every one of us. Do you like getting older? Probably not, because no one enjoys aging and all the unfortunate reminders that come with the fact that we are advancing in years. Sadly, though, as much as some might try to pause or even reverse the aging process, its unavoidable and happens to us all. So, because of that, why not try to make the best of it? Humor is one way people deal with situations. Telling a couple of jokes and witty anecdotes can help in nearly every circumstance. It will get people laughing, and who doesnt feel better when they have something to laugh and smile about? In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim Hawkins brings a ton of humor to something that everyone dreads and despises: getting older. After a few seconds, hell have you doubled over laughing, and youll have even forgotten that you were previously apprehensive about the aging process. The video begins with Tim informing the audience that he had recently turned the big 4-0 and then proceeds to tell them about everything that has changed. Not all of it is exactly good, but its all extremely funny. I turned 40, and its just terrible, he said. They dont warn you about stuff when you turn 40, like in health class, about stuff you cant eat. Cant eat Krispy Kremes no more. Dont you love? Do you have Krispy Kremes here? Oh, I dont care if you cant spell crispy or cream right; they are doing some wonderful work over there. He also mentions that bacon has become a food that he must now avoid because he is 40. As much as I may enjoy doughnuts, bacon is the one that would be the most challenging and toughest to give up. Later in the clip, Tim hilariously recounted a trip to the eye doctor, during which he had to undergo an unusual test. 2 Corinthians 4:16 For which cause we do not give way to weariness; but though our outer man is getting feebler, our inner man is made new day by day.

Chad Thornsberry Shares His Hysterical Adventures in Comedy

Chad Thornsberry shares his hysterical adventures in comedy. The funnyman opened up about what he has encountered while in the comedy world, and itll leave you doubled over in laughter. Watch the short and hilarious clip to hear about Chads strange and laugh-out-loud experiences as a traveling stand-up comedian. No two jobs or positions are exactly alike. Although some may sound similar in terms of title and responsibilities, they differ in various ways. How they are performed, the work environments and the coworkers will most certainly be different, making for a completely new experience. A job that is unlike many others is that of a traveling stand-up comedian. That is nothing like your typical 9-to-5 job, with those men and women often working nights as they travel all over the country telling jokes to audiences looking for a momentary escape. In a clip posted on YouTube, Chad shares some of what he has gone through and experienced as a comedian; most of what he says will have you rolling with laughter, much like the audience in the short video. One of the first things Chad mentioned was how he learned not to read the comments left by people. Everyone is a critic, and some people are just downright mean for no reason whatsoever. And the guy, the one guy that got me, that bugged me, he just had a four-word comment after my set, Chad said. Four words after the end of it. Four words, and it just said, A fat Harry Potter. Later in the clip, Chad shares how he, out of the blue, received a call about a nearby gig. He was given next to no information about it and proceeded to do his set, which involved a joke about how having a fridge full of beef is his emotional support animal. He soon found out he was performing at a PETA benefit. There is also the time when Chad found himself carrying his luggage through the backwoods in Mexico to board a cruise ship while armed men lined the sides of the street. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Tim Hawkins Delivers Nonstop Laughs with His Hysterical Christmas Jokes

Tim Hawkins delivers nonstop laughs with his hysterical Christmas jokes. The popular funnyman will have you laughing throughout the holiday season thanks to his relatable and festive-themed quips and stories. Watch the short but uproarious clip to hear Tims knee-slapping wisecracks. Christmas is the best time of the entire year, as many beloved and classic songs have mentioned. No other time of the year can really compete with all that the Christmas season has to offer. There is time with family and friends and typically plenty of delicious, scrumptious food. Oh, and gifts are often exchanged between loved ones. Seriously, what could be better than all of that? Any possible answer will, of course, be wrong. However, as great as Christmas is, that doesnt mean there arent drawbacks. Nothing is perfect. For starters, there are the often chilly, frigid temperatures and windchills. Most people dislike winter, and I am one of those individuals; chances are, you are too. Also, when you purchase the incorrect item for someone, things can go bad quickly. Then, there are the songs we all sing at Christmastime. Have you really stopped to listen to them? Tim has, and hell have, bursting with laughter at his observations. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim mentions past Christmases of his and how things did not go according to plan. He remembers singing a line wrong in a Christmas play, and his daughter getting upset with him for buying the wrong gift. I had one line in one song, he said. It was the song, Do You Hear What I Hear? and I messed it up. I sang, a child, a child, sleeping in the night with a tail as big as a kite. Thats not the way that song goes, ladies and gentlemen. People get mad when you sing about baby Jesus with a tail. Isaiah 9:6 For unto us a child is born, unto us a song is given; and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.

Tim Conway Has Vicki Lawrence Laughing in This 'Mama’s Family’ Sketch

Tim Conway had Vicki Lawrence laughing in this Mamas Family sketch. The comedic legends hilarious antics were too much for her to take, and she ended up breaking character during the classic skit. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Tim said that caused Vicki to burst into laughter. The late Tim Conway is one of the most beloved comedic actors of all time. His comedic skills were legendary; some might even argue that he was a comedic genius. He was able to cause an entire audience and often, even many of his cast members, to burst into uncontrollable fits of laughter. Most of the time, all he had to do was look at someone or say a word in an unexpectedly hysterical way. Whenever Tim was in a skit on The Carol Burnett Show, you knew that laughs were sure to follow. There are dozens of skits in which he and Harvey Korman are together, and Harvey is unable to keep it together because of something Tim either said or did. It was usually not a matter of if but when Harvey would break during a skit with Tim. In a clip posted on YouTube, it was not Harvey who Tim made break out into laughter, but Vicki Lawrence. And it happened during one of the shows many Mamas Family sketches. During the opening moments of the video, Vicki, playing Thelma Harper, tries out a new chair. Tim, as the lovable but dim-witted Mickey Hart, insists she give it a try because itll be good for your back. Mama, as she always does, loudly protests Mickeys statement, but does sit down after making her objections known to everyone within a five-mile radius. After leaning back in the chair, Mickey gets right into her ear and loudly and hilariously delivers a message, which causes her to break character, laughing along with the studio audience. Its completely understandable why Vicki would start laughing; Tim caused millions to react similarly for decades. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Nate Bargatze Shares the Word He Thought Meant You Were Headed Down a Dark Path

Nate Bargatze shared the word he thought meant you were headed down a dark path. The popular funnyman mentioned how he used to believe that anyone who used this particular word was someone to avoid. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what Nate considered a word that was way over the line. It has been said that comedy is more challenging to perform than drama. That saying could also be applied to stand-up comedy. Why? Well, no two people have the same sense of humor. What you find hysterical may not be the same thing that tickles the next persons funny bone. Comedy, much like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. Its so subjective. Since comedy is so diverse, there are many different forms of it. A lot of comedy, including stand-up, films and television, features a lot of foul and offensive language. However, Nate Bargatze takes pride in putting on a clean, family-friendly show. His comedy is so clean that he mentioned that he thought anyone who used this word was on the wrong path. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate shares his hysterical belief about this particular word and even apologizes for bringing this filth into it. I dont say the word sucks, Nate says. Like, this sucks. I dont because that was a very bad word in the 80s. And look, Im sorry to say it now. This is supposed to be a clean show. Im bringing this filth into it. If you said that word in the 80s, it was like, Well, good luck with drugs and life in prison, he added. Nate, as a young man, was so averse to that word that it made for a hilarious interaction with his father. My dad took us to see the first Karate Kid at the movie theater, he mentioned. And they said, sucks in it. And right when I heard it, I looked at my dad, and I go, What kind of trash are you bringing us to? Ephesians 4:29 Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace to the hearers.

Leanne Morgan Reveals One of the Best Things About Making a Movie

Leanne Morgan revealed one of the best things about making a movie. The popular comedian mentioned what she discovered while working on a film with Reese Witherspoon. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Leanne believes is one of the best things about being on a film set. Most people look at the entertainment business and see all the glitz and glamour and believe thats all there is to it. But those individuals couldnt be more wrong. Admittedly, from the outside looking in, it looks like nothing more than a handful of actors and actresses strolling the red carpet and flashing toothy grins for the camera. However, a great deal of work goes on behind the scenes. Making a movie or television show is hard work, often requiring 12, 13 and even 14-hour days. Those film crews are constantly working on tight deadlines, having to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Movies, in particular, are intense because every shot and every camera angle you see in one can take hours to set up and shoot, and thats if everything goes according to plan. While working on films is hard work, in a clip posted on YouTube, Leanne shared one of the best and most enjoyable aspects of working on a movie: the food. When working on a film with Reese Witherspoon, she discovered the craft department and fell in love with it. And then I thought, Well, I bet they dont feed those little Hollywood people when theyre doing a movie. Thatll be good for me. I can go without food for two months, she said. Well, no, thats not what happens. Theres a thing called crafty, and these darling people cook all day long on a movie set. And because its in a union, they have to feed you a hot meal every two and a half to three hours. Later in the clip, she mentions how she took full advantage of this perk. Reese didnt need it, but I did, she said. Because, let me tell you this about movies, you sit there for a long time during the day with nothing to do until they call your name, and you get kind of bored. And then some little darling man will yell, Empanadas, and I would just take off running as hard as I could. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Chad Thornsberry Plays Pictionary with His Wife and It'll Leave You Cracking Up

Chad Thornsberry played Pictionary with his wife, and itll leave you cracking up. The comedian hilariously shared that playing board games with his better half is not always the best idea. Watch the short but hysterical clip to find out why Chad doesn't enjoy playing games with his wife. Marriage is a special, sacred bond between two people. Those individuals, standing before their family, friends and God, have exchanged vows to remain together, regardless of what life may throw their way. Its a commitment, a relationship that is not intended to end until death literally separates them. Of course, marriage requires a lot of work, time and perseverance, but anything worthwhile usually does. Despite each person being totally committed to the other, life will test that relationship in various ways. There will be ups and downs, for sure. Disagreements and arguments are inevitable. No marriage is without them. But sometimes its best to avoid things that cause them, such as playing board games with your spouse. In a clip posted on YouTube, Chad shared why playing Pictionary with his wife was a bad idea. He hilariously details what happened when it was his turn to draw. His wife was left to figure out the clue, and things hilariously went south quickly. My turn to draw, for the win, look at the word: gorilla, he said. I cant draw a gorilla. But what I can do is this: I can draw a tree, where she will guess tree. I will draw a banana in the tree. She will guess banana, and then Im going to draw something in the tree, hanging onto the banana that looks like its got a head, a tail, a foot, and shes going to go monkey. And then Im going to give her this sign, and shes going to click down to gorilla. That sounded like a great plan, but that is not how things went. She quickly and correctly said tree and banana, and then had some trouble with gorilla, choosing to guess chimpanzee multiple times. She asked me, What was it? It was a gorilla. Chad, that doesnt look like a gorilla. Youre right, it doesnt. Doesnt look like a chimpanzee either, and you guessed that 14 times. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother, and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Michael Jr.'s Bit About Reading the Bible for The First Time Is Too Funny

Michael Jr.s bit about reading the Bible for the first time is too funny. He mentioned how he reacted while reading specific passages in Gods word for the very first time. Watch the short and hysterical clip to hear how the popular funnyman responded to some passages in the New Testament. Reading and studying Gods word is crucial for every Christian. Its essentially a guidebook, an instruction manual for everyday life. In the Bible are lessons and words of wisdom that will guide and direct us, no matter what situation or circumstance we may be currently facing. If we are having difficulty with this or that, there is more than likely something in the Bible that can easily be applied to what were going through. However, those who have grown up in the church reading Gods word will react quite differently to it than those who are unfamiliar with the Bible. Individuals who have no frame of reference or context for some of those passages will likely be confused and might even be frightened by what they encounter in the Bible. In a clip posted on YouTube, Michael mentioned that he wanted to read the entire Bible before giving his life to Christ. This was something he badly wanted to do, and so God provided him with a Bible. Once he had obtained Gods word, he began reading it, spending time in it daily. He added that he got through the entire book, from cover to cover, in about 40 days. However, there was something in the four Gospels that had him a little confused. I finished reading the Bible in 36 days, he said. And I got to the part in Matthew where it says Jesus died for me. Yo! I didnt even know until age 27 that Jesus died for me. I didnt know until I read it right there in Matthew. Ive been to church, people. But nobody was explaining it in a way that I could clearly understand what took place. And then I read right there in Matthew that he died. I was like, What? Then I turned to Mark, and he died again! Im like, What in the world? John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, so that whoever has faith in him may not come to destruction but have eternal life.

Comedian Hysterically Describes the Chaos That is Garage Sales in Laugh-Out-Loud Bit

A comedian hysterically described the chaos that is garage sales in a laugh-out-loud bit. The funnyman, Josh Sneed, pulled back the curtain and gave us a look at the madness and the insanity that comes along with holding a garage sale. Watch the short but gut-bustlingly funny clip to hear about Joshs experience with garage sales. Money, much like coal, oil and natural gas, is a finite resource. Even though its not a natural resource, we still only have so much of it. Therefore, everyone wants to make their money go as far as possible. If you can save a couple of bucks here and there, why not? Who cares if its used or has some imperfections? Given the way everything continues to increase in price at a consistent and steady rate, people may look for alternative ways to acquire what they need at a lower cost. Of course, one of those cheaper options is to go the garage sale route, buying things secondhand right from the initial owner. However, as Josh explains, garage sales may cost you more in other ways, especially if youre the one selling items. In a clip posted on YouTube, Josh mentioned that our world has been infiltrated by crazy people. They are all around us, he warns. He goes on to add that if you do not believe what hes saying, publicize that you intend to hold a garage sale at your residence. Put it on Craigslists List and in the paper that youre having a garage sale, and a freak show will form on your lawn two hours before the garage sale is even scheduled to begin, he said. Im looking through the blinds, like, We said 10, right? Well, theyre here. Later in the clip, he mentioned something about the other things he experienced while trying to sell his items. He specifically talked about a situation in which he was trying to sell a toaster for $1, and one gentleman became really stressed over the price, believing they were just too far apart. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

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