The Funniest Tweets From Parents Stuck Home With Kids
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- Being stuck in the house with your children for days on end has certainly gotten to a lot of moms and dads
- Many have taken to Twitter to hilariously share the realities of hunkering down with kids
- We share some of the best and funniest tweets out there
- Source: Huffington Post
The Full Story:
Parents are often complaining that the don’t get to spend enough quality time with their kids, but thanks to the coronavirus that’s just not the case anymore, and some parents don’t know what to do with themselves.
Being stuck in the house with your children for days on end has certainly gotten to a lot of moms and dads. Many have taken to Twitter to hilariously share the realities of hunkering down with kids, and they’re bound to give you a chuckle.
Check them out below:
Our homeschool curriculum includes my lecture series entitled “Yes You Still Have to Brush Your Teeth Even Though We Aren’t Going Anywhere”
— AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) March 18, 2020
[video call with my boss while working from home]
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 18, 2020
Boss: I need you to-
[4 kids run by: one on fire, one naked, 2 in ski masks and capes]
Boss: Never mind
I dont know what everyone is complaining about - this *homeschool thing is a breeze.
— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) March 17, 2020
*kids all still sleeping
Hard to imagine how my kids were ever able to survive regular school days without 23 snacks.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 20, 2020
My son chose a REALLY CONVENIENT TIME to decide that “All Star” by Smash Mouth is not only his favorite song, but the ONLY song he is willing to listen to.
— John Kinnear (@askdadblog) March 23, 2020
Our homeschooling curriculum includes: Honors Laundry and AP Vaccumming.
— The Next Martha (@TheNextMartha) March 16, 2020
Parent: What kind of tablet would you recommend as suitable for kids?
— Jack's Dad (@DaddingAround) March 19, 2020
Me: Probably benadryl, valium if you're desperate. Any sedative will do in a pinch though.
Parent: I meant computer tablet.
Me: Erm.....yeah......obviously....#Quarantine #StaySafeStayHome
Quarantine Day One: This could be fun! I’ve always wondered what it would be like to homeschool!
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) March 16, 2020
Quarantine Day One [at breakfast]: SO HELP ME GOD, MOVE YOUR FOOT AWAY FROM YOUR BROTHER’S CEREAL BOWL OR I WILL FIND A SCHOOL IN THIS COUNTRY THAT IS OPEN AND DRIVE US THERE TODAY
Before:
— Marl (@Marlebean) March 20, 2020
"I WANT THE BEST EDUCATION FOR MY CHILDREN"
Homeschooling:
"You know, I think I'm ok with my kids being dumb"
I just got excited by a stray roll of toilet paper in the closet. My kids are playing quietly by themselves in separate rooms. I’m baking gluten free sugar free vegan banana bread.
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) March 15, 2020
*double checks*
Yep, the world is ending
As I sit in isolation for hours, planning to keep a safe distance from my family, I hear them outside the door, shouting words of encouragement.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) March 18, 2020
Like my kids saying, "Make us breakfast!"
And my wife adding, "GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM. YOU AREN'T SICK!"
The one thing that sustains me is the hope that when this is all over and the dust has settled, I’ll be able to pay someone to watch my kids again.
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) March 22, 2020
Source: Huffington Post
Thought Starters…
- Yes to all of this…
- Are you stuck in the house with your kids? How are you holding up? What is the craziest thing that’s happened?
- How are staying sane stuck in the house with your children?
- What tips do you have for other parents stuck at home with kids?