Top Signs 2020 Is Already Not Your Year
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You thought January 2nd was January 1st and came into work late
The neighbors got a puppy for Christmas and the first time you stepped outside in the New Year, you stepped in dog poop
You just realized you’re going to need to use your tax return to pay off credit card debt from gift buying instead of going on that all-inclusive vacation to the Caribbean
Your boyfriend/girlfriend waited until after the holidays to dump you… how sweet of them
The fortune cookie you opened up said, “better luck next year”
After watching a Twilight Zone marathon, you’ve come to the conclusion that the actual news is a lot weirder
You caught the flu and are now stuck in bed, and Netflix no longer streams Friends
The first song you heard of the new decade was U2 singing, “nothing changes, New Year’s Day”
Your company is still in the house and the toilet got clogged and is overrunning
It’s your resolution to find a new job, but so is everyone else’s in your office
Winter is still coming